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Confessions of
A Breast Man
Ok, for better or worse, I admit it... I am a breast man. No, no, I don't
HAVE breasts; I like looking at them, nearly all shapes and sizes. It is hard for them to be too big or too small but natural
is always best. I am quite happy with devoting my eyes - okay, I'll admit I glance now and then - and (always) my hands/mouth
to my DW's.
I keep hearing, "Why are men so fascinated with breasts?" I am a bit
fascinated with my own fascination, but here are a couple theories:
1. Men don't have 'em. Okay, relatively fit men don't have them. Plus,
they are a feature of the female figure that are rarely seen uncovered in public yet can still be "seen." Quite a teasing
effect.
2. Could it be that instinctually, men look at breasts in an effort to
find a woman with ones that will adequately produce milk for potential children??? I don't know if certain shaped/sized breasts
indicate better/more production but maybe.
3. Along the same line (also instinctual?), if playing with them helps
in arousal of women, then A. this in itself arouses some men and B. helps in the reproductive process.
4. Merely the fact that women keep asking, "Why are men so fascinated
with breasts?" Well, maybe asking doesn't increase the fascination, but I'm sure it doesn't lessen it.
And while we're here... Question - Is "quadraboob" - those extra bumps
created when a cup size that is too small is worn - always avoidable? I figure very large cup sizes may be more expensive
to acquire, but is a larger cup all it takes to solve this less-than-attractive effect?
Which makes a "nice" segue... Can someone explain why there are double-letter
size cups? What is the difference between D, DD and E? If it is not a shape issue but merely size, is this done just so that
the letters are gone through more slowly to lessen embarrassment of having such a high-lettered cup size? ~pounce03
What Are Yours Shaped Like?
"a large tomato or orange"
"small oranges"
"eggplant?"
"like
the 18 year olds in Playboy"
"grapefruits in cheesecloth"
"like 2 downward pointing footballs"
"apples"
"mango.
I hate mango."
"apples or tomatoes"
"perky pears"
"something much softer, like plush toys"
"like flying saucers
. . . or little hubcaps"
"a rounded pear"
"melons or really large grapefruits with cherry size nipples"
"honeydew"
"oranges, round and firm"
And finally, an interesting Freudian slip: "gapefruit"
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Breasts
Flaunt or hide, inside confide,
They're yours for you to use.
Gently touch or slightly rough,
Please let's - but not abuse.
We like to hold and just behold,
We, oh, so like to kiss!
It's all our sake for you to make
Sweet moans and sighs of bliss!
~by pounce03
What We Think About Breasts
They are lovely and functional
but they are only, after all, two globules of fat and glands. I STILL don't understand the fascination men have with them!
My husband's brain stops functioning mid-sentence if I take my bra off! Amazing. ~katmandoo2001
In the morning if the "ladies"
are exposed, he goes straight for them with his hands, mouth etc. I don't understand all the fuss, but it sure is fun! ~mrash99
They're a pain in the ass.
I can't lie on my stomach, I can't wear halter tops, I have to watch myself while I run. I wish I were in a Rubens painting.
Then I could be as fat and naked and big-breasted as I wanted and nobody would give. ~peepbo
Accept them the way they are!
It's what nature gave you! I've never seen an implant that looked real! ~ichbinzuruch
I have a love/hate relationship
with my breasts. I love how large and sensual they are and how good they look in a bra and in cleavage revealing tops. I hate
how droopy they are without a bra and how hard it is to find cute tops to wear because they are so big. ~mizzhoneyy
Boob me. That's what
DH says when he wants to cop a feel. Gotta love his direct approach . . . I sometimes (make that always) like the feel of
mine when they brush against my arm. The thought of touching another woman's breasts doesn't appeal to me (much to DH's disappointment
and disbelief) but I have no problem touching my own. ~the.quiet.one
I complained most of my life
about wanting the boob-fairy to visit, but when I got pregnant and ballooned to a C, I realized that boobs ain't all that!
I could no longer run up the stairs comfortably, laying on my tummy was painful, most of my tiny T's wouldn't strech over
them, and of course... they leaked. I couldn't wait to stop breast feeding so I could go back to my "almost an A". ~bartendingmama
i dont understand the big hype
about breasts, even though i fall into it. I hate not having cleavage, and i wish i had bigger boobs. ~tigergirl546
She started "developing" very young
and has always been a little self-conscious about them being too large for her otherwise petite bod. ~zoophoto
Um, mine are kind of pixieish.
The skin is very white and the nipples very pink like a Renaissance nude and the nipples stand up temptingly. I wish
the breasts themselves were firmer and rounder, but all in all I'm happy with them. ~vtaurus
I wish they were smaller & perkier,
but DH seems to love 'em like they are! ~tempestnatpot
They're fun! and I do
admire them on other women as well. ~spacepickle66
I think they are all beautiful
small, medium and large ~joeaverage334
Love having me play with
them anytime! ~dastick
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