Find the Key
Fun idea with an inexpensive chain and
pad lock ... SO has a tendancy to take my clothes off too fast for my liking. Two nights ago, after spending a few hundred
bucks on new lingerie, I got a bit [ticked] off that he took them off in less than 5 minutes. So.... I made a trip to the hardware store and bought 6 feet of fairly inexpensive small link
chain and an inexpensive padlock.
I sewed the key to the padlock into the label
of my underpants. I then put on some old, baggy trousers and locked the chain tightly through the belt loops (but left
the front fly accessible - hint, hint). I then got fully dressed with socks, shoes, bra, blouse, etc.
Later that night, when SO started being
affectionate, he was rather shocked to run into the chain and padlock. When he asked about the key, I told him it was hidden
somewhere on my body. Well, the next 30 minutes were absolutely
lovely. ~milehigher
Three Pieces
Take pieces of paper and put them into three groups. On
the first group write down sweet food stuffs: cream, honey, jam, chocolate sauce
Write body parts in the second: penis, buttocks, thighs,
vagina, belly, breasts, face, nipples.
Write down places in and around the home on the third batch:
living-room, bedroom, bathroom, shower, kitchen, backyard.
Then pick one piece of paper from each batch and see how
you get on. You could have him licking cream from your thighs in the bedroom or you could be spreading jam on his arse in
the backyard!! ~patrck
